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Nutstock

When large numbers of multiple fringe groups gather in one place to voice their conspiracy theories and irrational ideas.
Tea Baggers in the District of Columbia on 9/12/09.
Nut cases plus Woodstock equals Nutstock.
by neognostic September 27, 2009
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Nutsock

A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
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nutstacker

Nutstacker:
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.

rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.
1.
Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."

2.
Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."

3.
Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."
by Oober Noober April 26, 2011
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nutsock

Noun - (nuh-t-sahk) - When clothed the nutsock is the area between the testicles and the leg which, when combined with the waistband of the pants, can hide a bottle of alcohol.
Ben - "How will we get this kick ass handle of Stoli into the circus?"
Chris - "Stuff that bitch in your nutsock, man!"
Ben - "You're the best friend in the world!"
by Mr. Magic Molly Moll June 24, 2009
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Nuttocks

It really hurts when you get kicked in the nuttocks
by Theoriginalmattman August 4, 2018
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NutSock

"wowzers, this blond-bearded chad is literally me!"
~ nutsocks on the internet
by reclaimer_ November 7, 2021
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nuttocks

The area between a man's nuts and buttocks. Also known as a "grundle" or "gooch".
My girlfriend firmly fondled my nuttocks while sucking my cock.
by Patrick Lanni January 20, 2004
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