Nutstock

When large numbers of multiple fringe groups gather in one place to voice their conspiracy theories and irrational ideas.

Tea Baggers in the District of Columbia on 9/12/09.
Nut cases plus Woodstock equals Nutstock.

Nutstock by neognostic September 27, 2009

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Nutsock

A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.

Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"

Nutsock by Falcon691 May 21, 2013

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nutstacker

Nutstacker:
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.

rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.

1.
Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."

2.
Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."

3.
Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."

nutstacker by Oober Noober April 26, 2011

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nutsock

Noun - (nuh-t-sahk) - When clothed the nutsock is the area between the testicles and the leg which, when combined with the waistband of the pants, can hide a bottle of alcohol.

Ben - "How will we get this kick ass handle of Stoli into the circus?"
Chris - "Stuff that bitch in your nutsock, man!"
Ben - "You're the best friend in the world!"

nutsock by Mr. Magic Molly Moll June 24, 2009