Nutseam

The elevated seam of skin that remains where the ballsack was welded shut.

Oh my. Your nutseam becomes very pronounced in this chilly weather, Mr. Lindstrom.

by biologistroll August 7, 2010

nutswamp

When your testicles are incredibly sweaty and they stick to the side of your thigh.

Man, it's so hot out here I have nutswamp!

by Devil Tuna June 18, 2009

nutstamp

To dip ballsack in ink and stamp unsuspecting victim's forehead. Can be used to replace the common slang word "teabag."

If John says that to me again i swear i'm going to nutstamp him right on the forehead.

by TMUZ March 1, 2009

Nutbeam

A laser shot from ones testicles

I am going to laser you with my mighty, mighty nutbeam

by Golf Disc August 18, 2008

nutstamp

A timestamp that people randomly put on porn or otherwise sexual videos. Usually, these timestamps can be found on tons of feet and shoe-play videos, but most notably, school shoe-play videos, because for whatever reason someone thought it would be a good idea to put a camera in the back of a classroom and then upload it to YouTube for creepy and wrinkly old folk to jack off to.

Creepy old man: 0:36
Me: That’s a nutstamp!

by splashykoy11 March 23, 2024