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A laser shot from ones testicles
I am going to laser you with my mighty, mighty nutbeam
Nutbeam by Golf Disc August 18, 2008
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Nutbeard 

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.
Nutbeard by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011
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poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.
Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.
poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011
The elevated seam of skin that remains where the ballsack was welded shut.
Oh my. Your nutseam becomes very pronounced in this chilly weather, Mr. Lindstrom.
Nutseam by biologistroll August 7, 2010

poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.
Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.
poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010
When a theoretical Asian bams his nuts on you displaying his higher intelligence. Derived from Vietnamese.
nutbam by Electronics101 November 15, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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