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Nutritionising

The act of temporarily eating clean and healthy in the days leading up to an anticipated bender, in a misguided attempt to offset incoming alcohol, junk food, and poor life choices.
Example 1:
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”

Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”
by Jared__Stewart December 30, 2025
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