Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.

Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad

by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

A nutslapper

A how that specifies her work in the testicular area of the male sexual organs

I couldn't really get that hard, she was a nutslapper

by The_commie_doggo February 25, 2019

Nutcrapper

When you get hit in the nuts so hard you shit yourself.

Roberto delivered onto himself a nutcrapper and had to go change his underwear.

by Klonte May 2, 2023

nadslapper

When you bone a girl hard enough to smack your nuts on her repeatedly.

"Dude, that dirty bitch, I got a good nadslap off her!"

by jimbo jones September 21, 2003

nublapper

One who performs oral sex on males. Unisex term.

"I hear you're a great little nublapper. Here, suck this..."

by Nubba July 16, 2008

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022