Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

by Datheus March 14, 2003

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.

It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.

by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016

nut cracker

to take ones virginity who happens to be a few years beyond the age of consent,... for girls shes the 'nut cracker' , for guys he cracked her nut

The idea being the word cherry is used for teens, nut is used for someone older who looses their virginity :)

did u pop her cherry then?' no man shes 20, 'im the nut cracker & i cracked her nut'

by padder83 June 21, 2009