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An attack made with a somewhat playful, somewhat malicious intent on the nuts of a friend or acquaintance. A "nut tap" is generally delivered with a hand (and most often the back of a hand with a flicking motion) but may be substituted with any object (i.e. water bottle, car keys, cell phone, text book etc.)

The "nut tap" does not however come without risks to the "nut tapper." The risks to the "nut tappie" are obvious, however the "nut tapper" risks being ridiculed as a "fag" (or queer) by the "nut tappie" if the "nut tap" is unsuccessful. An unsuccessful "nut tap" resulting in contact with the "nut tappies" shaft and/or head in the instance that there is no contact made with the "nut tappies" nuts.
Arion: "Shaun, why are you laying on the floor in the fetal position?"
Shaun: "Jason just nut tapped me with his water bottle..."
Nut Tap by ma0ma0 June 8, 2010
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A (sometimes playful) smacking of someone's (usually) clothed testicles.
The bitch walked a little too close to me so I gave him a wicked nut tap!
nut tap by TheFreek August 1, 2003
a nut tap is when you lightly hit somebody's balls for reasons like if they're being a dick
imma finna nut tap you if you don give me the fucking money
nut tap by louis xannie May 3, 2018

Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
Chinese Nut Tap by Gallant September 24, 2011

vanilla nut tap 

Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.
Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."

Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
vanilla nut tap by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017

Billy Goat Nut Tap 

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!
Billy Goat Nut Tap by Nut Shot February 3, 2014

Hard Nut Tap 

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap
Hard Nut Tap by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021