Nut Son 

A funny looking person, typically called a dough head or ding a ling.

Man, look at that girl over there. She's surely a Nut Son.

Nut Son by stan22224 August 25, 2009

Hayden Nut-son 

when a chick gets boned by her sexy buff byfriend and then the girls brother comes in then her brother and her boyfriend start fucking her in every way possible vaginal, anal, oral, all at once ect...

my mans sister was getting fucked and hes like hold up leme pull a hayden nut-son real quick because i love fucking my sister up the ass.

Hayden Nut-son by spankasorusrexiepoo May 16, 2011

Nut Song 

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

Nut Song by Degg City August 31, 2013

Nut song 

A song so amazing that you can’t help but be moved to nut.

Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is my nut song.

Nut song by tdawg456 September 9, 2019

Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut 

When she sucked you but left you with blue balls (you didn't get to nut) for a week and she comes back for her weekly visit to yo dick (nut launcher) then she lets you at her pink velvet (puss puss) only for you to nut within 1 min so hard that your condom gets stuck in her uterus.

That bitch rubbed me so hard I gave her a nice Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut

Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut by TURBONUTBOI May 27, 2018

Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.

"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

Nuts on the Table by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011

nuts on the road 

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

nuts on the road by Benji H October 2, 2007