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Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.
I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.
by DeathByPhone0222 March 27, 2016
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Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009
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Kick nut november

Girl: omg youre so mean
Boy: yeah and what are you gonna do about it?
Girl: dont you know what month it is

Boy: yeah it is november aka no nut november
Girl: no it is kick nut november
Boy: oh danm it
by Stranger277373 October 4, 2020
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Kick nut November

Girls get a change to get back at boys for national no bra day and slap ass October
Kick the boys in the nuts all November without paying the price

So to clarify kick nut November it’s fun for us girls not so fun for the guys
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Year of nut kicking

Year of nut kicking is when any hot girl dicieds to kick dudes in the nuts they can call kick nuts year which lets any hot girl to kick balls as much as they want.
Abbie: I wanna kick a bunch of dudes in the nuts
Brooklyn: time for a year of nut kicking
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
by Urbancase June 14, 2018
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Nutkickdeficit

This term describes a person which has a negative balance of kicks in the lower genital region. Some scientists believe that kicking where it counts can contribute to adversal improval of cognitive dissonance.

AdotHman: "Wir sollten wertvolle Ressourcen an einem vernichtungskrieg verschwenden, obwohl die ganze Welt uns töten will!"

Literally every sane person:" yo dude why's he speaking that sausage speak? Give him a kick in the balls, that might fix him"
A Nutkickdeficit is a curable condition. To cure it as the name might suggest one needs to get a good forcible foot movement with an upwards motion and an approximate force of 7 Kilonewton to the lower genital region. Operational success is estimated at 99% efficacy
by AdotHman June 3, 2020
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