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An incredibly powerful man who's strengths are one with the xbox. He is incredibly talented at everything he does and is a very dangerous man. Once annoyed, this violent creature will pull your ip address and begin to fry your router like KFC chicken. He also likes men.
don't mess with me Dlxwe i'll get nusec to fry your shit.
Nusec by NusceBumsKids January 14, 2021
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Nosecough 

Coming across a funny meme on your phone/laptop while out in the public, all you can do is exhale slightly harder through your nose, to avoid judging eyes.
Roy - "There was a man on the bus who kept nose coughing throughout the whole journey. I wonder what meme page is he on?"

Kai - "Probably some nosecough page?"
Nosecough by WKYMM December 9, 2018
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nosecandy 

cocaine. coke, blow, cane
I was on the corner today & some chick asked me, "You know where I could score some nosecandy."
nosecandy by T-Dogg November 18, 2003

Nosecola 

Nosecola: The process of laughing while having a mouthful of Cola. Causing the liquid to expel out of your nostrils.
Old person falls over, //Nosecola.
Nosecola by Cap'n Gallagher December 25, 2012
a crap looks like a news but doesn't sound right, being of no use other than spopiling.
Nuse craps

Numb3r1: NY Post says now you can get Fright-free-Olimbpick family combo passes to Tokyo as a prize only forgetting the COVID-21 shot!

Dyk Tracy: That's WHO-says-so kinda nuse a lot.

Lark Kent: Super manipulated nuse, again stop delta airborne forces.
nuse by 👹 murmur raider July 11, 2021

Nosecloud 

Noseclouding is the act of being snooty. The term refers to the position of ones nose (in the clouds) whilst in the act.
A: "I only drive the finest BMW 3-series, the one with the premium package"

B: "Dude, stop noseclouding, you're not a big deal"
Nosecloud by snoot snoot May 26, 2010

Noseconer 

An enlisted Navy man serving on a modern submarine whose duties are in the forward half of the ship. Not assigned to the engineering spaces. Opposite of nuke.
He's just a fuckin' noseconer. He doesn't know shit about the steam plant.
Noseconer by Sub nub November 4, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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