Nuro

The act of simping for an E-girl on the internet who lives on the opposite side of the world, or in another country.

He's in yet another e-relationship, that guy is such a Nuro.

by xMel April 10, 2023

Nuro

Usaly Referd as Great, Unique, Helpful.

"You're a Nuro!"

by Googleurmum December 26, 2011

Nurobate/Panapull

When one has a headache and the only thing to get rid of it is to masturbate.

Steve:"God I've got a splitting headache, time to have a nurobate/panapull."

by frankzappa69 February 5, 2015

Nurofen Plus

A wicked little pill developed by Boots and making them a fortune that has/had many of us hooked as it is available over the counter in the UK and has codeine. It does relax you but it dries you up (nose, throat and elsewhere), makes you tired, constipated and takes away your sex drive. Your body builds up a resistance to it so you have to take more and more to get the same buzz. It's just not worth it.

I can't go to that branch of Boots again to get my Nurofen Plus fix cause I just went there yesterday and they know me.

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005

Nurofen Wank

The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief

Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"

by Martin and Greg January 15, 2008

nurotic

Pronounced nu-ro-tic, The word derives from the mispronunciation of neurotic, which means obsessive compulsive, abnormal mental state of mind, punctual about time. It became the name of a bands beginning from Germany named Nurotic Soundsystem. It went on to become a DJ as in DJ Nurotic based in Chicago as well as a Houston based solo artist by the name of Nurotic Psycotic. So as u can see nurotic is a musical name building itself...

Check out Nurotic Psycotic at albumunderground.com

by Nurotic Psycotic June 27, 2008

Nurofen Plus

THE NON-PRESCRIPTED CODEINE!

"man everything seems so calm after i took sum of dat NUROFEN PLUS!

by mastamind August 29, 2005