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Nurofen Plus
A wicked little pill developed by Boots and making them a fortune that has/had many of us hooked as it is available over the counter in the UK and has codeine. It does relax you but it dries you up (nose, throat and elsewhere), makes you tired, constipated and takes away your sex drive. Your body builds up a resistance to it so you have to take more and more to get the same buzz. It's just not worth it.
I can't go to that branch of Boots again to get my Nurofen Plus fix cause I just went there yesterday and they know me.
Nurofen Plus by hotchix0r November 15, 2005
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Nurofen Wank
The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief
Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"
Nurofen Wank by Martin and Greg January 15, 2008
Nurofen Plus
Nurofen Plus by mastamind August 29, 2005
Neurofen and Nap
When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.
(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)
(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)
Neurofen and Nap by 343N November 6, 2018
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.