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Numero uno 

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"
My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.
Numero uno by octopod December 1, 2003

Numero uno 

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya
I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind
Numero uno by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021

Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.
When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

Dumbass Numero Uno

That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.
Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.

Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"
Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"
Bruh momento numero uno by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

hoe bag numero uno 

The number one slut with no self respect.
Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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