numero uno 

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

numero uno by Janis March 9, 2005

Numero uno 

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

Numero uno by octopod December 1, 2003

Numero uno 

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya

I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind

Numero uno by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021

Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.

When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

Numero uno reverse by mountainofcupcakes January 21, 2021

Dumbass Numero Uno

That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.

Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.

Dumbass Numero Uno by fuckmehardermel April 29, 2019

Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"

Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"

Bruh momento numero uno by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

hoe bag numero uno 

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

hoe bag numero uno by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006