Not butter
Not butter by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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I STILL can't believe it's not butter!
What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
I STILL can't believe it's not butter! by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010
I can't believe it's not butter!
A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
I can't believe it's not butter! by potatoninja August 27, 2015
I can't believe its not butter face
Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"
Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"
Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"
Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"
Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"
I can't believe its not butter face by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010
i can’t belive its not butter
i can’t belive its not butter by Lukiboss May 29, 2018
I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it's not butter! by Kaydaymuchluv81 December 1, 2011
I can't believe it's not butter!
A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.
The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it's not butter! by Sionw October 14, 2018
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