Not So Devil Potato 

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.

I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me

Not So Devil Potato by FrickenMintskiesBro May 28, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012