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Not Ben

An individual of which is uncertain to exist. Seems very much like a Ben (ruler of ducks), but the only difference is that this person is NOT a Ben.
Ex:

I was talking to Ben over text yesterday.
No, that was Not Ben.
by oldmanwithjaundice November 17, 2023
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I'm not Ben Meisalas

I wasn't saying that I am Ben Meisalas.
Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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Not Benny

During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
Hey, corperal ask that Not Benny the way to Goose Green.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship
"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."
by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017
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If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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