Coolest teacher ever. Let's his class go outside. Is an incredible person. Is the teacher you can talk about comic books with and shows the class memes.

Student 1: Did you have Mr. Noseworthy today?
Student 2: Yeah! He is the best! He took the whole class outside to play basketball.

Mr. Noseworthy by blackwidowka May 7, 2021

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nomworthy

An adjective that describes something that is so delicious or scrumptious that when you eat it you are undeniably going to exclaim "NOM NOM NOM"

Jon-hey mom this meal looks just downright nomworthy!
mom-what does that mea...
Jon-NOM NOM NOM*cleans the whole plate*
mom-okay i see now

nomworthy by begelboy421 April 22, 2010

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Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

Norsworthy Cock Punch by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

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Norsworthy

A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!

Wow, did you see Mr. Norsworthy today? I wish I could get with that...

Norsworthy by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015

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Nodworthy

A word to explain when someone nods to punctuate their meh feelings, usually accompanied with a contorted face.

i.e. it's not good, it's not bad, it's kinda *pulls face*

Man #1 - How was that film you watched last week?
Man #2 - *pulls face and nods*
Man #1 - Ah, it was nodworthy, I understand.

Nodworthy by ten2eleven December 11, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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