Noseminer
Someone who mines their nose in search of the famous booger colored gold. Then they eat what they find. pineapple
Your mom is a noseminer.
Noseminer by Beanbag_Potato June 7, 2018
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noseminers
a small child that has no inhibitions about picking their nose in public right in front of strangers, and pulling a huge booger.
noseminers by VegasBob LIVES! November 17, 2004
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nose miner by Bryianzum April 12, 2008
noseinringlingus
Noun: the practice of cunnilingus from the rear approach, ie with the woman on hands and knees, butt facing the licker, and the licking directed to the vagina, usually meaning the nose of the licker becomes lodged in the anus. May progress to anilingus, if the smell and feel appeals.
I was gonna do Donna doggy style but decided to lick her muff from the back and my nose got stuck right in her ripe butt hole
Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!
Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!
noseinringlingus by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009
noseboner
When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.
"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"
noseboner by Estretoseten May 31, 2015
nose miner
a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).
nose miner by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009
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