noseboner

When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.

"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"

noseboner by Estretoseten May 31, 2015

noseminers 

a small child that has no inhibitions about picking their nose in public right in front of strangers, and pulling a huge booger.

Arrgggh, I can't sit at this table to eat, there are two little noseminers across from us.

noseminers by VegasBob LIVES! November 17, 2004

stab your brain with your nosebone 

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.

"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

stab your brain with your nosebone by Jarrod April 5, 2005

nosebone 

The fictional bone in the nose; word used when referring to when the nose touches the brain, usually from blunt force trauma to the face.

Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone. - "Q.U. Hectic," by Mobb Deep (The Infamous, 1995)

nosebone by J. Martin December 1, 2003

nooboner 

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

"You nooboner, you suck at Halo!"

nooboner by Kerry June 18, 2006

Noseconer 

An enlisted Navy man serving on a modern submarine whose duties are in the forward half of the ship. Not assigned to the engineering spaces. Opposite of nuke.

He's just a fuckin' noseconer. He doesn't know shit about the steam plant.

Noseconer by Sub nub November 4, 2018

Nose Boner 

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

Nose Boner by boymom_3 July 30, 2020