noseminers Share definition Flag a small child that has no inhibitions about picking their nose in public right in front of strangers, and pulling a huge booger. Arrgggh, I can't sit at this table to eat, there are two little noseminers across from us. noseminers by VegasBob LIVES! November 17, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the noseminers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch