noseword

A word one says when one's nose is pressed by anyone except theirself. Everyone has one, some have not uncovered it yet. It never changes. Once your noseword has been determined, it never changes. Try it on your friends; press their nose until they say something. That is forever their noseword.

<Maddie>HEY, let's all press each other's noses!
<all> sure, and we'll say our nosewords!
*spontaneous nosepressing*
<Maddie> MEEP
<Mallory> BAGEL
<Drew> FUCK
<Brenna> ANGRY BUTTSEX
<Harry> AAAH!
<Hannah> BRAINS!

wow, that sure was some good nosewording.

by w00tster May 6, 2005

noseworthy

crazy ass mother fucker who is sexy and crazy the best kind of noseworthy is livy noseworthy those are the best livy noseworthys are so sexy

livy noseworthy

by fuckwe May 4, 2014

noseworm

A smell you keep smelling even though it's impossible that it's still actually there. Similar to earworm, in that your brain is in a loop with a particular smell instead of a song.

I have the worst noseworm: after I cooked the spoiled meat, I swear I could smell it for days everywhere I went.

by Kurmudgeon June 19, 2016

kyle noseworthy

a little crybaby that laughs like a hyena

Was that a hyena laughing?
No that was a Kyle Noseworthy

by Sseeaann May 20, 2018

Mr. Noseworthy

Coolest teacher ever. Let's his class go outside. Is an incredible person. Is the teacher you can talk about comic books with and shows the class memes.

Student 1: Did you have Mr. Noseworthy today?
Student 2: Yeah! He is the best! He took the whole class outside to play basketball.

by blackwidowka May 7, 2021