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Take your nose off my keyboard 

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.
Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!

sawn off nose 

Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries
The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat

no skin off my nose 

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you.
We can go in his car if he prefers. It's no skin off my nose.
no skin off my nose by 4cid April 24, 2007

cutting off the nose to spite the face 

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" is an expression to describe a needlessly self-destructive over-reaction to a problem: "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.
"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" : "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.

it's no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you
Do you wanna skip the school today?okay, it's no skin off my nose.
it's no skin off my nose by dallypat November 18, 2013

Off the nose 

Basically a term used by skateboarders that replaced off the hook, off the chain and that group of sayings. It refers to something being off the hook, but I guess off the nose cause its funny and cause that means nollie, and nollie is dope on a skateboard...
He broke his tail, put it back together, and backside 5-0'd the 14 stair hubba... it was off the nose! (although in this case literally)
Off the nose by Khalid Jiwa July 18, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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