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long nose lion 

LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.
Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.
long nose lion by The long 👃 November 10, 2017

short dick long nose 

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
short dick long nose by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017

National Long Nose Day 

November 25th is national long nose day
I’m so excited for National long nose day

Long Nose Tribe 

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.
"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."
Long Nose Tribe by Mcfighter2 September 3, 2023

Long Nose Larry 

A great friend who is there for everyone. She is very caring and kind to people she meets. Her bestfriends are John, Alona, Jeffery, and Hunter. WARNING: Don’t mess with Larry.
John: “ Hey look it’s Long Nose Larry”

Alona: “ LARRRYYY!!!”

long nose 9 

Usually referencing a 9mm pistol with a long slide/barrel
For example:

Polo: "aye check out this long nose 9 I jus got"
*pulls out pistol*
Von: "nigga that shit go hard"
Durk: "a nigga always gotta keep a pipe"
*pulls up Inna fucking tank*
long nose 9 by El pinche locoso March 4, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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