Norwich, KS 

A Drinking town with a farming problem.

A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.

Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."

JimBob-"Howdy Bo, you gon make it on down therr to Norwich, KS to sell your cattle?"

Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."

JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"

Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."

Norwich, KS by slickafox January 12, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016