North Attleboro

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.

Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug

North Attleboro by Life Coach 02703 August 16, 2008

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North Attleboro Middle School

A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school

A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...

-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.

North Attleboro Middle School by suckmyballs123 December 7, 2010

North Attleborough High School

An extremely decent academic high school, very popular for its varsity football team. The majority of students at North Attleborough High School went to North Attleborough Middle School right across the street for middle school. Though anyone that chooses to go to Bishop Feehan High School in Attleboro instead for high school will most likely be called a "Feehan Fag" by a large portion of his/her friends. They say this because they know how much better the varsity football team is at North, and they think of Feehan kids as catholic losers that aren't tough when there are, in fact, plenty of kids of Feehan that could kick their asses easily.

I'm going to North Attleborough High School so I can try out for the football team.

North Attleborough High School by pinkfloyd14 January 20, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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