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Norse Cock 

Norse Cock are Norwegian penises decedents of the Vikings in the 13th century. It has been told that the viking we're pillaging and rapping many cultures during they're raids and exploring.. and thus has evolved the Norse Cock aka thors mighty sword, to be passed down for generations to come.

other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head
Catherine: *deep breathe* Wow.. thats as big as my leg..

ORMR: Or maybe your leg is as big as my Norse cock?

Catherine: ouch thats too far, its hitting my sternum
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Cock Noose 

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

Cock-Nose-Dolphin 

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.
"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

cock nose 

Someone with a cock for a nose
"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"
cock nose by Cock nose January 5, 2005

Cock Nose 

you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.
person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'
Cock Nose by sunish c September 19, 2004

Cock Nose 

In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect.
school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon?

Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.

school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.

It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:

scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
Cock Nose by El Jesus January 4, 2007

cock nose 

1)an insultive word for someone who has a cock for a nose or just any one.
2)is a character on the tv show bo selecta on brittish tv channel 4.
cock nose-"avid, i cancelled your 4 o'clock massage so you could fit in your over scheduled filming"

avid-"thank you cock nose"
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