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Norrised 

1) To have something stolen from you by someone that used the method of lying to attain your property, as compared to using force or stealth.

2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.
1) Josh told me that he needed to borrow my lawn mower for a week, but when I went to get it back and saw his house was vacant and up for sale, I realized that I had been Norrised.

2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.
Norrised by 4Mer-Nokomite January 20, 2014

Chuck Norrised 

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.
I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.
Chuck Norrised by Sara Em November 11, 2008

chuck norrised 

to forward kick something or someone with great force.
-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh
chuck norrised by the akuma slayer January 14, 2008

Norrised 

To get owned by Chuck Norris or is a Chuck Norris like manner
1. Dude did you see that guy get Round-House kicked?

He got totally Norrised
Norrised by Captin Dinosaur August 4, 2009

norrissed 

To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed
Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
norrissed by Fnovd July 29, 2008

Chuck Norrised  

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face
guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry