To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.
The hierarchy looks like this:
norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed
The hierarchy looks like this:
norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed
Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging
Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.
by Fnovd July 29, 2008
Get the norrissed mug.1) To have something stolen from you by someone that used the method of lying to attain your property, as compared to using force or stealth.
2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.
2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.
1) Josh told me that he needed to borrow my lawn mower for a week, but when I went to get it back and saw his house was vacant and up for sale, I realized that I had been Norrised.
2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.
2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.
by 4Mer-Nokomite January 20, 2014
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(disinclined to work or exertion;)
(lacking exceptional quality or ability)
(a noticeable deterioration in performance or quality;
(disinclined to work or exertion;)
(lacking exceptional quality or ability)
(a noticeable deterioration in performance or quality;
by Imalazybugger August 11, 2010
Get the norcrossed mug.Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.
Man: Dude, so what happened?
Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.
Man: Did you fight him?
Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!
Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.
Man: Did you fight him?
Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!
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Hi, I'm Kate, I'm 23 and well nourished. You should meet me because I'm awesome. If you wanna talk, you know what to do...
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