norrissed

To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed

Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.

by Fnovd March 25, 2006

Norrissing

accidental and unnecessary steering, jumping or dodging movements made when playing with a video game console

"Did you see Andy norrissing during Mario Kart, he nearly knocked his drink off the table!"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 28, 2021