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When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.
Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.
Noosed by AugustGrey July 29, 2022
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Dick-Noosed 

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs
Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan
Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

Hard-nosed 

A tough, straightforward, take-no-prisoners way of carrying oneself. Hard-nosed people may not be sensitive or tactful, but they are gritty and tackle problems head-on.
Person 1: Heard about some guy named Collin Klein today, apparently he's in the Heisman race..?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the quarterback for K-state. That kid plays old school hard-nosed football.

OR

Marine 1: You hear about the gunny sarge? He took a bullet to the leg and didn't even notice. Wiped out the whole sniper nest by himself.

Marine 2: That hard-nosed SOB.
Hard-nosed by FisherofMen October 20, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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