Noordy

A man, a legend. A Noordy is a bloke that is unexplainable. To try and explain this type of being, whether conceptually or theoretically, would be an insult. So this definition is not easily actualized. A Noordy keeps it real. Enjoys real hip-hop. No one dislikes a Noordy, unless a Noordy dislikes you. A Noordy is the type of phella that will smoke you down regardless of friendship (that is not positing you call him to smoke you down). Has Glaucoma. The reaper of botanical superiority.

Situation One (In the circumstance a Noordy likes you)
Any being: “Hey man, what’s up?”
A Noordy: “Nothing dude. What’s goin on?”
Any being: “Not much. Just sittin around. You?”
A Noordy: “Not a thing man. You wanna blaze?”
Any being: “I don’t got any smoke bro”
A Noordy: “Don’t even worry about it”

Situation Two (In circumstance a Noordy does not like you)
Disliked being: “Hey bra, what are you up to?”
A Noordy: “Not much man”
Disliked being: “Word. What are you doing today?”
A Noordy: “I’m not sure yet. How about you?”
Disliked being: “Not a thing. Looking to smoke though. You want to smoke?”
A Noordy: “Yea for sure, man. Let me call you back in a bit here.”

by binary* November 18, 2010

Noody

The opposite of a Chad - typically in reference to a low testosterone, effeminate beta male with dyed hair and/or feminine accessories. Can also be used as a descriptor for the 'Incel' - another type of beta male often characterized by their poor hygiene (and appearance), misogyny, misanthropy, and mental illness. The word itself, 'Noody', is a variation of the English word 'Noddy', a stupid person or individual.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that pink-haired incel try hitting on that girl?"

Guy 2: "That was a guy? It looked like a woman with bad teeth to me."

Guy 1: "I know, right? What a Noody!"

by ANoddyMan March 10, 2022

George Noory

George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a George Noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

by FairyGirl25 May 21, 2008

Nordyke

A bad-ass guy who teaches High school Forensics. He is a fucking beast.

The sir. The myth. The legend. Nordyke.

by Corrupted Snail March 8, 2011

noory

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

by FairyGirl25 May 20, 2008

Nordys

Nordys, or Nordies, is slang term for the shopping store better known as Nordstrom, where upscale clothing is sold.

Girl A: "what did you do this weekend?"
Girl B: "my mommy bought me some cashmere at nordys"

by NaHCO3 November 7, 2005

nooriyah

Nooriyah is the most awesome person in this world. Wallahi she is the hottest. All guys want her.

Nooriyah ur hot , marry me

by nooriyah's one of a million fa February 5, 2020