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Noobstomp 

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.
Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.
Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018
Related Words
Nooest • noobster • noost • Noobstar • noosty • Noest • noesta • noestoobado • Nonesty • noobest

notestalker 

A usually anonymous stalker who communicates mainly by leaving notes in a stalkee's locker, bag, or other place where the stalkee will find them. May or may not be lovesick/heartsick and eventually fess up and say sorry that they're stalking said stalkee. The notes are usually love notes (or, in some cases, song lyrics). Though the generic notestalker is found creepy by the stalkee/stalkee's friends, it actually is possible that they are lonely individuals who would like to know the stalkee better and are afraid to/cannot talk to them.
"Oh, my God! I, like, just got another page of World/Inferno song lyrics from my notestalker again! They're, like, so creepy!"
"Your notestalker has good taste in music."
"I just found out who my notestalker is!"
"Luke: I am your notestalker."
notestalker by Sea Salt Chocolate January 22, 2008
Someone who is really bad at video games. AKA a bot. Noobsty tend to have small dicks with a big heart.
Person: That guys a bot and sucks at Fortnite.
Person: Thats Noobsty
Noobsty by blank space 1 March 16, 2019

noobstain 

1.A new word for noob, for those who get bored of the typical noob insults.

2.A noob that is particularily annoying and wont leave you alone ever.
"That guy just won't go away, he's such a noobstain."
noobstain by limedude February 19, 2007

noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.
Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!
noobstench by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008

Noobstep 

Noobstep is a playlist of nothing but Dubstep that has been created by someone who has just been introduced to this great genre. It is comprised of Skrillex, Bassnectar, some Dr. P, Mt Eden ("Sierra Leone"), and nothing else. They put the list on repeat, and annoy everyone around them with their lack of variety.
1: "Dude! Check out these songs I just got! It's that new Dubstep stuff :D"

2: "Okay, lets have a look."

1: *grinning profusely*

2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"

1: "That IS the music :o"

2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."
Noobstep by Username6021452445225 January 8, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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