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NoodleTools 

A web application for writing bibliographies in MLA and various formats. Most students who use this hate it for its complexity.
Teacher: "Okay everyone, remember to use NoodleTools to write your bibliography."
Student 1: *whispers* "I hate NoodleTools."
Student 2: *whispers* "Me too."
NoodleTools by FallenXP December 4, 2017
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NoodleTools 

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.
God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.
NoodleTools by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

noodletools 

to be crazy out of your mind; synonym is preposterous
You sir, are noodletools.

This is the end of the line man... you're fuckin' noodletools!

This is so unproffesional. I cannot deal with someone so noodletools.
noodletools by Matt in the Top Hat December 30, 2009

NoodleTools 

The absolute defiition of garbage, trash, defective, counterfieted junk, piece of sh*t, whatever you can come up with if you have a well vocabulary resevoir of bad words.

Completely trash if you wanna do academic work, use google scholar instead.
Hepsoj: Yo bro did Mr. Reppoh just tell us to use NoodleTools again? Fuck this tool bro...
Jospeh: Certainly, NoodleTools is garbage!
NoodleTools by GazzeteBoke December 3, 2023

noodleboobs

Jennifer
When your boobs are so small they are like noodles
Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!"
Jennifer: "BELLYBANGERS!!!"
noodleboobs by Tomanda February 18, 2003

noodlegoose 

To pressure someone into eating more food to clean out a serving dish and not have to find some where to put leftovers.
Example: Chelsi noodlegoosed the remaining three servings of chili to Jake, Ron and Michael and now they have a bit of a tummy ache.
noodlegoose by The chezling May 19, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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