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NoodleTools 

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.
God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.
NoodleTools by TheKrupster March 29, 2019
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noodletools 

to be crazy out of your mind; synonym is preposterous
You sir, are noodletools.

This is the end of the line man... you're fuckin' noodletools!

This is so unproffesional. I cannot deal with someone so noodletools.
noodletools by Matt in the Top Hat December 30, 2009

NoodleTools 

The absolute defiition of garbage, trash, defective, counterfieted junk, piece of sh*t, whatever you can come up with if you have a well vocabulary resevoir of bad words.

Completely trash if you wanna do academic work, use google scholar instead.
Hepsoj: Yo bro did Mr. Reppoh just tell us to use NoodleTools again? Fuck this tool bro...
Jospeh: Certainly, NoodleTools is garbage!
NoodleTools by GazzeteBoke December 3, 2023

noodleboobs

Jennifer
When your boobs are so small they are like noodles
Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!"
Jennifer: "BELLYBANGERS!!!"
noodleboobs by Tomanda February 18, 2003

noodlegoose 

To pressure someone into eating more food to clean out a serving dish and not have to find some where to put leftovers.
Example: Chelsi noodlegoosed the remaining three servings of chili to Jake, Ron and Michael and now they have a bit of a tummy ache.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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