Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Pool noodle

Being thrown around in bed light a wet weightless pool noodle

Jason Momoa can pool noodle me anytime.

by Barbiegorl December 3, 2022

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Pool Noodle

When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you tryna come over and blow some pool noodles?
Bro 2: HELL FUCKING YES

by Little Debbie! February 12, 2019

Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

by Gorb May 26, 2020

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

Pool Noodle

The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.

You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.

by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019