Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

Noodle Mic by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

Noodlemacher 

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

Noodlemacher by Geschkinator October 21, 2010

noodledick 

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

noodledick by Jsims December 6, 2006

noodlemcshmoodle

When you finally figure out that nobody will ever love or care for you, so you are limited to saying noodlemcshmoodle in a state of severe mental damage.

Charlie was unable to perform basic function as a result of being reduced to the mental capacity of only knowing one word, this is a surprising non-severe case of noodlemcshmoodle.

Noodlemcshmoodle, noodlemcshmoodle...... noodlemcshmoodle

noodlemcshmoodle by DARK_VOID April 27, 2023