Noodle Mic

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When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

Noodle Mic by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

Words you can keep

Noodlemacher

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

Noodlemacher by Geschkinator October 21, 2010

noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

noodledick by Jsims December 6, 2006

noodlemcshmoodle

When you finally figure out that nobody will ever love or care for you, so you are limited to saying noodlemcshmoodle in a state of severe mental damage.

Charlie was unable to perform basic function as a result of being reduced to the mental capacity of only knowing one word, this is a surprising non-severe case of noodlemcshmoodle.

Noodlemcshmoodle, noodlemcshmoodle...... noodlemcshmoodle

noodlemcshmoodle by DARK_VOID April 27, 2023

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026