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A Black person who believes that they are white. Originates from the racial terms Nigger and Honkey similar to Wigga.

They are pretending they are white by wearing normal fitting cloths and sensible hair cuts. They don't carry guns and use slang words. They have respectable jobs and the lucky ones have familles (with half cast children which go to school) and a nice house.

They are in denial and have probably faced years of bullying. They like indie music and drive a family car without 27" rims with hydraulics and neons. Often they would live in a peaceful town/village and have only white friends.
Winston (black person) - Good day my nice fellow it is lovely weather i belive i have developed a nice tan today

Mc Heavy PP (Real Nigger) - Yo Fuk U Nonkey uz a black man from tha hood i shud pop a cap in ur ass u mofo.

Winston - I am extremly offened by you please take my wallet and leave me alone.
nonkey by Simon!!!! July 6, 2005
A negroe man that acts like honkey
Wayne Brady, Brian Gumble, Jaleel White, Kevin Eubanks are Nonkeys.
Nonkey by Hope Sheffi December 28, 2005
Related Words
nonkey • big nonkey • noneya • nonky • Noncey • Nonke • nonker • noney • Nonky-Nonk • nankey
black guy that tries to be white
James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.
nonkey by provider44 January 15, 2010
A slow dim witted person. Someone who loves to think dey annoy other ppl but in reality only tire themselves out in a rather futile attempt to annoy some one else. The origins of dis word derive from a mixture of monkey, donkey, n nigga. It is up to the person to decide wat form he or she chooses. Based upon wat da person looks like, either a donkey or a monkey, u call dat person a nonkey!!!!
Ishan u look like a monkey! n yous my nigga! hmmm u r a nonkey!

Will u remind me of a donkey, so den u def. must be a nonkey!

Roger u look like a monkey n act like a donkey yous def a nonkey!!!!
Nonkey by RavivaR October 7, 2009

big nonkey 

A big nonkey is a very scary person and can become any person for example Matt hatch
big nonkey by Matt the nonkey January 6, 2020
The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.
Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"

A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."
Noney by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021
Contraction of "none of your damn business". Can be used whenever that longer phrase would be appropriate
Friend - Where you was last night

Me - Noneya!
noneya by Chizz October 11, 2004
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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