Sportsman Skank

An single older woman who has plenty of botox and collagen (usually tattoos as well) who regularly frequents the Sportsman's Public House in Ridgefield, WA. Usually on the prowel.
I think thats the same Sportsman Skank from last time we were here!... I think that's a different one... No it's the same one, just with a hat and a different dude!
by Endofcamelsfoot May 25, 2023
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U.R.S.

Stands for Uncle Rico Syndrom. Used to define the condition that typically effects popular jocks 20 years post-high school. Middle aged white man that dwells on his mediocre sports skills he once had.
That old dude at the bar with the backwards hat who keeps going "whoo" really loudly, has a bad case of U.R.S.
by Endofcamelsfoot March 15, 2025
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Noney

The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.
Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"

A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."
by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021
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