Nonching

When a dog is chewing or nibbling themselves incessantly.

Jon your dogs nonching his balls again!

Nonching by Fish girl! December 25, 2025

Nooching 

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.

Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."

Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011

noncing

Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert

"He was pure noncing over her the other night"

noncing by duff13 May 8, 2008

noncing

What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night

Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.

noncing by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019

Noncington

The area outside of a primary school, usually the gates, where potential peadophiles might lurk.

Theres a couple of peados in noncington today...

Noncington by Ally Steele May 15, 2008

Nooching 

Maximum compensation for minimal effort

Tim sat in his car all day and still made $40 an hour. He is nooching.

Nooching by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019

Reverse Noncing 

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

Reverse Noncing by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019