Nonching

When a dog is chewing or nibbling themselves incessantly.

Jon your dogs nonching his balls again!

by Fish girl! December 25, 2025

Nooching

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.

Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."

by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011

noncing

Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert

"He was pure noncing over her the other night"

by duff13 May 8, 2008

noncing

What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night

Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.

by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019

Noncington

The area outside of a primary school, usually the gates, where potential peadophiles might lurk.

Theres a couple of peados in noncington today...

by Ally Steele May 15, 2008

Nooching

Maximum compensation for minimal effort

Tim sat in his car all day and still made $40 an hour. He is nooching.

by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019