Nonching
Nonching by Fish girl! December 25, 2025
Words you can keep
Nooching
Sporting term: Poker.
The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.
The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.
Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"
Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."
Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."
Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."
Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."
Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011
Related Words
Nonching • Norching • noncing • Noncington • Nooching • notching • ninching • Nunching • Dry noncing • Knob notching
noncing
Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert
"He was pure noncing over her the other night"
noncing
What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night
Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.
noncing by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019
Noncington
Noncington by Ally Steele May 15, 2008
Nooching
Nooching by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019
Reverse Noncing
When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?
Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
Reverse Noncing by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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