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noondezvous 

To meet a preson or parties for a casual sexual encounter during work hours.
The intern and his boss met for a noondezvous at his parents house without the office knowing.
noondezvous by Dr. Gasteron December 29, 2009

nomoneyhoe

a girl that sleeps with lots of guys but doesnt charge or charges little amount
ewwww that girl did all the guys in my math class... shes such a nomoneyhoe

nomoneyndabank 

To tell one he/she has no wealth in order to get out of paying.
When the store clerk asked for the money, the customer said sorry nomoneyndabank
nomoneyndabank by robert January 24, 2005

Nomoneyosis 

A disease caused by being broke or not having enough money to do what you want. May result in severe headaches, vomiting or general chest pains
I’m suffering from Nomoneyosis.
Nomoneyosis by Tai Esperanza November 13, 2019

Nomoneyidus

A serious disease or disorder that causes a person to be impoverished regardless of their background.
A disease that is mostly incurable.

This disease is associated with or causes people to work hard in order to earn money.
As an example, one could create an Only Fans page or link their Cashapp on their online bio, or use other illogical methods of earning money.

Symptoms include a lack of money, gold, cryptocurrency, and so on.
Everett suffers from nomoneyidus which causes their bank account to be empty with little to no money. Thus they promote their Only Fans account and link their Cash App to their online social media to earn as much money as possible.
Nomoneyidus by Caydeee July 26, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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