Nolmer is the sexiest, most amazing fat half Guatemalan and Salvadoran person in the world. He knows all the good food spots and is a very caring and lovable person. He is also kind of an asshole at first, but once you get to know him, he is kind of funny and surprisingly smart. Everyone should be like Nolmer or get someone like Nolmer.
I was with Nolmer at the store buying gummies and didn't have money so he bought them for me and even got me a drink.
Jack: Have you searched raguS nolemretaW?
Jill: Yes, but nothing came out!
Jack: Did you define it?
Jill: I didn't really want to...
Me: I'm gonna do it then.
Nomer is a shortened version of the derogatory slang term no namer, often used by persons of reputation within a community to describe those who are lesser known. It can also be used to describe a newbie. It was first used in close-knit, online gaming communities by players who had achieved a revered status, due to their skill or achievements, to describe fellow gamers who were comparitively unknown or lacking in skill.
a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”
“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”