Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
I feel like a Noledged person seeing my audio files.

They say i am a Noledged person,but all i said was what happened.
Noledge by horsepotato August 28, 2021
Related Words

COD Noledge 

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.
Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded
COD Noledge by mastabates June 17, 2009
naledge is someone who has streets smart;someone who has been there, done that, and seen it. someone who can live up to his word, not just all talk and got nothing to prove. street credibility
no one knows about the naledge i know.
thugs and gangstas gots naledge.
Naledge by j3nny September 15, 2004

nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.
I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....
nowledgeable by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009
if yr notedge you can smoke, drink, and fuck till the day you die.
some scene kids are straightedge. others are notedge.
notedge by marisa mafiga May 19, 2007
Ancient wisdom that confers its wielder with infinite power.
A- Nolege is power!
B- Learn to write, moron.
Nolege by chiriuy August 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more