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Your deer friend.
Guy 1: Who’s Nokotan?
Guy 2: She is my deerest friend of all.
Nokotan by Lemur8889 October 5, 2024
Words you can keep
Literally the best anime girl ever

also the love of my life
Jealous internet person: Bro stop obsessing over Nokotan she isn't real
Me: Nuh Uhhh
Nokotan by xxxNokotan_Loverxxx January 10, 2025
They call him the Chick Magnet, because every "chick" he meets is OBSESSED with him. When he walks into a room, all the ladies bow at his feet, and all the lads are so jealous because he stole their girls. An international man of mystery, Nootan didn't graduate from detective school and has turned to a life of darkness. He is involved in some shady stuff, man. In his free time, Nootan enjoys rejecting anime girls who make their MOVES on him.
He is a quirky, dark and twisty poet, who competes in nose shows in his free time, but he has a secret. He actually hates poetry, because he is a robot, and would rather turn to a life of crime and blackmail. But despite all this, he is still A LADIES MAN and FLATTERS THE WOMEN he meets. Legend says that he's had over 300 GIRLFRIENDS and 2000 people have FALLEN for him but he only accepts the FINEST.
Family life: Literally nobody knows. He's a secretive man. Has a brother (allegedly- could be his partner in crime) who lives on a goat farm with a much older lady.
Person 1: Omg have you heard of Nootan and his super awesome goat farmer brother
Person 2: No please impart your wisdom
Person 1: He is soooooo cool
Person 2: He sounds Dreamy! We should pursue him
You can use it as a magic spell: Nootan loves smoochan all the wooman.
nootan by i heart the homies September 19, 2020

Nootan Moonin 

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.
Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!
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Avaneesh Nitya-Nootan 

A phrase that refers to the head of a tuna
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A guy who LOVES big penises
Hey look at that faggot nootan, atleast I can get a free blowjob
nootan by Dots are cool January 16, 2019

nootanator

I am nootanator
nootanator by throcco December 22, 2019
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