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not moist, as in cosistency or texture of the body.
I got out of the shower and told J-LG she was noist, unlike myself.
Noist by DCL April 12, 2007
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Basically someone who is moist and wet from bodily fluids, even though they haven’t had a shower in a while.
“Hey Paul, did you see that guy passing us yesterday? He was definitely noist by the looks of him”

“I haven’t had a shower in days, yet, I am still moist. So you could call me noist.”
Noist by Mr.Strider February 17, 2026
Nice and moist. Pleasantly moist.
The potatoes are noist today.
NOIST by DOUGIELOVES April 6, 2026

Noise Bro 

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.
"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...
Noise Bro by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014

shneebly noise 

A moan.
"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"
shneebly noise by Bedudd January 1, 2016
A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
noisetoy by jpg3 October 13, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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