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Noist

(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist
by Batman3 June 6, 2013
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Noist

not moist, as in cosistency or texture of the body.
I got out of the shower and told J-LG she was noist, unlike myself.
by DCL April 12, 2007
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Noist

Basically someone who is moist and wet from bodily fluids, even though they haven’t had a shower in a while.
“Hey Paul, did you see that guy passing us yesterday? He was definitely noist by the looks of him”

“I haven’t had a shower in days, yet, I am still moist. So you could call me noist.”
by Mr.Strider February 17, 2026
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NOIST

Nice and moist. Pleasantly moist.
The potatoes are noist today.
by DOUGIELOVES April 6, 2026
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Noise Bro

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.
"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...
by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014
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shneebly noise

A moan.
"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"
by Bedudd January 1, 2016
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noisetoy

A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
by jpg3 October 13, 2011
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