Nodev

A person who creates content about software but has not released any shippable applications themselves. The term is often used to describe pretentious game development YouTube channels where the creator has not been credited on any commercially released games.

Person 1: Bro, you've got to watch this Indie Dev YouTube Channel, they've completely changed the way I see video games.

Person 2: Did this guy make any games? What has he developed

Person 1: Uh, um. He's been making this pixelated, Minecraft-inspired, Souls-like card game, Rogue-like, about depression in a fallen kingdom. He's been at it for eight years; it's got to be Game of the Year.
Person 2: Eight years and no game? What a Nodev, is it cel-shaded too?

by xenesiz June 26, 2025

Nodev

A person who is in love with big booty men, he wants a Yotam to take a poopy on him.

person1: wow that guy sure loves Yotam!
person2: what A Nodev he is!!

by C armel October 17, 2025

Nodev Making Love to a Tree

In the life of the average Nodev he is met with a special mating event where he will find a tree, and start making sexually suggestive love gestures to it, until it will ruthlessly try to breed it to no avail. this event could be very lethal to some Nodev's as it endangers their very hope of getting loved by other inanimate beings or humans. Today, we know that for a Nodev to get a partner is a once in a lifetime event.

oh wow that's a Nodev Making Love to a Tree... that is so cool and rare. poor Nodev

by C armel March 16, 2026

Nonev

In furry fiction, a word used to distinguish wild animals from anthropomorphic ones. A contraction of 'non-evolved'. Solves the problem of how there can be bipedal talking foxes in a story alongside four-legged yapping ones.

"Jareth NyteFyre, the mighty wolven swordsman, paused at the stream, awed by the sight of a nonev ancestor drinking in the moonlight."

by AlexReynard January 11, 2009

Noder

While trying to say something but someone doesn’t believe you

I took the dog out noder

by Noder neder February 7, 2018

Nadeve

A term used to describe a beautiful Native American female. Either half Native American or full blooded.

Man I met this sexy Nadeve the other night. She was bangin!

by Premium Blend April 18, 2009

Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021