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Pulling a Nocte
A male person that makes people go "HJXJSNDJSKSSM" by dating someone (usually his rival or arch nemesis)'s hot sister.
"Did you hear the tea about Ross?"
"Yeah, I heard that he went and started dating Bob's sister."
"There he goes, Pulling a Nocte."
"Yeah, I heard that he went and started dating Bob's sister."
"There he goes, Pulling a Nocte."
Pulling a Nocte by insert_creative_name_here August 6, 2019
Related Words
noctem • nocternal • Nocte • Noctebriant • noctem_ • carpe noctem • Pulling a Nocte • nocturnal • noche • Noctis
The Nonteflon Don
The Nonteflon Don — Another name for “The Orange Man”, Dolt 45”, better known as the twice impeached failed president Donald J. Trump.
Attempting to follow the examples of mob bosses and oligarchs he admires Trump kept a boastful public profile finally resulting in charges finally stuck to him on Thursday March 30th 2023 — a day America will forever remember.
It remain to be seen whether or not he can “shoot someone of 5th Avenue in broad day light and get away with it”. But, we’ve all ready seen the John “The Teflon Don” Gotti movie and it didn’t end well, and Donald Trump is no John Gotti and he has a coterie of “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” in his camp that could potentially “rat up”.
His Charges were made most ironic because The Nonteflon Don had recently recorded a song with the J6 Prison Choir that was topping the iTunes purchased downloads charts when the announcement of his charges were made public. As the old saying goes: “If you sing with traitors, you’ll end up with charges.”
When asked to respond to Trump’s charges, an exonerated member The Central Park Five responded with a single word:
KARMA!
Attempting to follow the examples of mob bosses and oligarchs he admires Trump kept a boastful public profile finally resulting in charges finally stuck to him on Thursday March 30th 2023 — a day America will forever remember.
It remain to be seen whether or not he can “shoot someone of 5th Avenue in broad day light and get away with it”. But, we’ve all ready seen the John “The Teflon Don” Gotti movie and it didn’t end well, and Donald Trump is no John Gotti and he has a coterie of “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” in his camp that could potentially “rat up”.
His Charges were made most ironic because The Nonteflon Don had recently recorded a song with the J6 Prison Choir that was topping the iTunes purchased downloads charts when the announcement of his charges were made public. As the old saying goes: “If you sing with traitors, you’ll end up with charges.”
When asked to respond to Trump’s charges, an exonerated member The Central Park Five responded with a single word:
KARMA!
If John Gotti was “The Teflon Don” then Donald J. Trump is The Nonteflon Don. We have already seen the Teflon Don movie and it didn’t end well for Gotti; and, Trump is no John Gotti — and he has so many potential “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” waiting to flip on him.
The Nonteflon Don by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
noctalgia
Literally means "sky grief". Noctalgia is a new astronomers' term for the feeling of loss of dark nighttime skies around the world due to light pollution from various sources. Those sources are artificial lighting created by humans such as outdoor illumination of streets, buildings, and other places, many of which are not required all night. Also satellites reflecting sunlight onto the night side of Earth from solar panels and antenna arrays. Most city dwellers can no longer see any but the very brightest stars. The glory of the Milky Way in a dark sky is something most people will never have the opportunity to see. Truly, we must grieve for that which we have lost in the night sky.
I can no longer see stars and constellations I could easily see as I child, their loss gives me a feeling of noctalgia, I am greatly saddened.
noctalgia by Old Dog Zero One September 18, 2023
Nocket
NOCKET:
Noun: A self-centered person.
Verb: To do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
Noun: A self-centered person.
Verb: To do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
Leaving graffiti on a mountainside? What a nocket!
We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.
We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.
Nocket by Alaskan_Wolf October 25, 2014
Nicte
Nicte -- The name of the youngest most beautiful Mayan Princess.
the pure definition of Awesomeness.
Nicte is that flowery fragrance that you smell once and its forever engraved in your soul.
yes yes you guessed it Nicte is perfection in all its senses.
like a mythical creature.
the pure definition of Awesomeness.
Nicte is that flowery fragrance that you smell once and its forever engraved in your soul.
yes yes you guessed it Nicte is perfection in all its senses.
like a mythical creature.
Nicte by goddessqueen February 3, 2010
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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