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When you are sent to a disgustingly gross link on IRC you have been noctemed.
Dude, you clicked on tubgirl.com? You've just been noctem'd
noctem by DortoH December 9, 2004
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Guy spending too much time on this rather stupid/useless dictionary.

Has a really bad sense of humour, eats wooden parrots for supper, believes Jesus is a way of feeding hamsters, if not to mension his lack of wood-chopping skills.

Long, black, curly hair turns him on.
noctem_ @ #y0y0

noctem_: kan du ta det flagget ut av bowlerhatten?
noctem_ by bernt sverre nilsen August 20, 2003
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-Noctem- 

A forum browser who thinks hes always right and the best at everything. Extremely arrogant, he seems a little sleazy, but no one can tell. If you say anything on a forum that -Noctem- spams at, watch out, because even if you just proved the Theory of Relativity is wrong, you would still be made out to be a fool. He captions all of his posts with "Another intelligent post by -Noctem-", even though it is obvious to everyone excluding him that the above post was anything but intelligent.
Poster: E does not equal MC2, as I am about to prove to you now. (Proof)

-Noctem-: omg man u are so stupid!!!111 lol omg and speek propperly plz i cant under stand a wrod wat u just wrote!! u stipd lolololloloo!!!!!1 im a dumbass

Carpe Noctem 

Carpe Diem - seize the day
Carpe noctem - seize the night
Carpe Omnious - seize it all
Carpe Noctem by Emo cookie August 13, 2008

Carpe noctem 

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.
Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

carpe noctem 

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!
Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!
carpe noctem by ADXin May 23, 2004
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carpe noctem 

me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"
carpe noctem by PRIMORDIAL KAOS June 24, 2004
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