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noctem_
Guy spending too much time on this rather stupid/useless dictionary.
Has a really bad sense of humour, eats wooden parrots for supper, believes Jesus is a way of feeding hamsters, if not to mension his lack of wood-chopping skills.
Long, black, curly hair turns him on.
Has a really bad sense of humour, eats wooden parrots for supper, believes Jesus is a way of feeding hamsters, if not to mension his lack of wood-chopping skills.
Long, black, curly hair turns him on.
noctem_ by bernt sverre nilsen August 20, 2003
Related Words
noctem • noctem_ • carpe noctem • nockem • nocternal • Nocember/Devember • NoChem • Noctambulist • Nocte • Noctebriant
-Noctem-
A forum browser who thinks hes always right and the best at everything. Extremely arrogant, he seems a little sleazy, but no one can tell. If you say anything on a forum that -Noctem- spams at, watch out, because even if you just proved the Theory of Relativity is wrong, you would still be made out to be a fool. He captions all of his posts with "Another intelligent post by -Noctem-", even though it is obvious to everyone excluding him that the above post was anything but intelligent.
Poster: E does not equal MC2, as I am about to prove to you now. (Proof)
-Noctem-: omg man u are so stupid!!!111 lol omg and speek propperly plz i cant under stand a wrod wat u just wrote!! u stipd lolololloloo!!!!!1 im a dumbass
-Noctem-: omg man u are so stupid!!!111 lol omg and speek propperly plz i cant under stand a wrod wat u just wrote!! u stipd lolololloloo!!!!!1 im a dumbass
-Noctem- by Forum Browsers Anonymous July 30, 2008
Carpe Noctem
Carpe Noctem by Emo cookie August 13, 2008
Carpe noctem
Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.
Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
Carpe noctem by Kira, god of the new world April 13, 2014
carpe noctem
carpe noctem by ADXin May 23, 2004
Word of the Day on November 21, 2013
carpe noctem
me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"
carpe noctem by PRIMORDIAL KAOS June 24, 2004
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