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Nobsession 

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
Nobsession by Kyles mum May 19, 2010
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nabsession 

The state of being madly in love with a large financial institution. May lead to strange, slightly stalker-ish behaviour.
It's ridiculous, if I don't do something about my nabsession soon then I think I might explode!
nabsession by todlovesnab September 16, 2011