Noahs mom

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs

Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs

by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

Noah Ramirez’s mom

She’s the most beautiful woman ever. She’s so hot, everyone has a crush on her.

“Dang, are you Noah Ramirez’s mom? I’ve heard she’s really hot”

by Deez1457899 February 20, 2022

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

by Josh February 3, 2004

noah's mom

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'

by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

Noah Moment

When you someone that is stupid and does something so utterly stupid yet it doesn't surprise you because this type of thing happens to them regularly.

Noah: I stubbed my toe at a family reunion and yelled what the fuck in front of my whole family.
Mike: What a Noah moment.

by mike-wasouski August 31, 2021

Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

by Failure Alert November 20, 2023