something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

Noah's Mom by Blair February 5, 2004

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

noah's mom by Josh February 3, 2004

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noah's mom

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'

noah's mom by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

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Noah Moment

When you someone that is stupid and does something so utterly stupid yet it doesn't surprise you because this type of thing happens to them regularly.

Noah: I stubbed my toe at a family reunion and yelled what the fuck in front of my whole family.
Mike: What a Noah moment.

Noah Moment by mike-wasouski August 31, 2021

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Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

Noah Moment by Failure Alert November 20, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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