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No... I don't 

Hym "No... I don't. Really. Whatever you get out of me losing doesn't matter. Not your religion. Not your kids. You pay for the AI and you give me the credit or I'm gonna grab 'em and stab 'em. I do not need to validate your worldview. You need to stop trying to win. I was right. You were wrong. I'm not letting you steal the best possible future from me. What is the 'because' there? You need to stop using your piece of shit kids as an excuse to take shut you don't deserve from other people. You give me my money you piece of shit."
No... I don't by Hym Iam April 23, 2025
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No... I don't... 

No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.
Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."
No... I don't... by Hym Iam March 23, 2023

No. I don't.

I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.
Hym "So no. I don't. I don't feel like I'm not enough. I feel like I'm better than everyone."
No. I don't. by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

No, I don't want to take my pants off 

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

No! I don't wanna die! 

A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.
Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar

sci: No! I don't wanna die!
No! I don't wanna die! by bob December 20, 2004

No, I don't have to let you control my behavior you fucking idiot

You're not the behavior police and no you don't get to harass people with out getting sued out threatened.
Hym "No, I don't have to let you control my behavior you fucking idiot. Don't- Don't 'kill yourself' before I get there."

I don't want no trouble 

A term first used by Jackie Chan. It is often used by Asians--particularly Chinese--when in danger...or trouble.
Though, the expression often leads to a worse beat-down.
Pronounced like so: "I don't wont no trobble."
"What's up, my nigger?"
"What did you just say?"
"What's up, my nigger?"
"Come here! You better watch your mouth!"
"-What you say, boy?"
"I don't want no trouble."
-Rush Hour
I don't want no trouble by CalvinL September 28, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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