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no way Jose 

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one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017
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No way jose 

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This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.
"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"
No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019
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no way jose 

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I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
no way jose by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013
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No way jose 

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When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass
no way jose just did that
No way jose by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023
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No-way-Jose 

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You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.
No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!
No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016
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No way, Jose!

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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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