No way Jose

No chance in hell

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

by sammabanana August 23, 2007

no way Jose

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.

when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"

by 000CAta April 9, 2017

No-way-Jose

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

by Meh99 April 27, 2016

No way jose

This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"

by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019

no way jose

I dont agree with your suggestion

- Im like totally going home
- No way jose

by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013

wrong way jose

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

by Bike Man November 12, 2009