no shoes 

Whack looking, no style, no clout

This nigga ain't got no shoes bruh!

no shoes by MasatoBot September 25, 2017

No Shoes 

A person(s) who drink beer with a wrench, think negative notch or positive notch should be standard pratice in junior high. Also believes faithfully in no shoes or socks gives a better balance, when deciding which snail to put on.

See also: Toon(er), Tuner, Pose(r), Faster not furious, and Turbo squeeze.

He is like No shoes.
It could be No shoes.
Maybe No shoes uses boots.
Perhaps No shoes would like some tea.

No Shoes by TomG December 15, 2003

No shoes 

Literal: Not having any shoes
Metaphorical: Having no balls or guts to do something

Guy 1: Dude, eat this frog.
Guy 2: No way man.
Guy 1: Do it! You won't! No shoes!

No shoes by levesquick November 2, 2011

No Shoes 

1)A well known Toyota MR2 mechanic and engine management computer programmer that travels around the world unlocking the secrets of life, love, and turbocharged engines. Drinks beer and does entertaining picture poses.

2) The act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an "M"), and makes a silly face. Usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a japanese car.

"Did you hear that no shoes just made 500 horsepower out of some rich kid's car?"

"Uh oh, cut John off from drinking anymore. He's doing a No Shoes again.

No Shoes by Bryan Moore December 8, 2003

no shoes no shirt no service 

I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".

Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"

Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".

no shoes no shirt no service by Joeyy! January 8, 2014

no shoes mike 

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

no shoes mike by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. 

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019